You’ve been warned

More than just the product got distorted.

Having recently felt the want of a ruler at school, I went and bought one from the shop across the road. It came with an advisory notice:

CAUTION:
This product was easy to burning. Aloof the high temperature, please, because may-be beget any danger and the product’s definition distort.
The product only befit measure and study, unable to doother definition’s measure.
Needed the pate-rfamilias accompany, if the children haven’t3 years.

I love “Aloof the high temperature”, which has a poetic quality about it.

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