That’s hardly liturgical.
I have The Guardian on RSS, although I kind of regret not going through the front page to get a better overview of the stories. I noticed one of the RSS feeds said
Vatican cardinal calls on Catholics to stop f…
I can only imagine what that final word is. Fearing? Fainting? Figure-skating? It couldn’t be anything else, could it? No. Surely not that! I thought it might be fruit flies. What were you thinking of? No, don’t answer that.
[Bit later. The feedline (is that even a word?) is now “Stop funding Amnesty says Vatican”. Millions of Catholics around the world can breathe a sigh of relief that they can still do something beginning with ‘f’.