Mind your language, vicar

That’s hardly liturgical.

I have The Guardian on RSS, although I kind of regret not going through the front page to get a better overview of the stories. I noticed one of the RSS feeds said

Vatican cardinal calls on Catholics to stop f…

I can only imagine what that final word is. Fearing? Fainting? Figure-skating? It couldn’t be anything else, could it? No. Surely not that! I thought it might be fruit flies. What were you thinking of? No, don’t an­swer that.

[Bit later. The feedline (is that even a word?) is now “Stop funding Amnesty says Vatican”. Millions of Catholics around the world can breathe a sigh of relief that they can still do something beginning with ‘f’.

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2 thoughts on “Mind your language, vicar”

  1. You silly twisted boy, you! Everyone knows that the f-word is fa.ting! All that does is to create greenhouse gases!

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