I’m so damned.
Occasionally on my wanderings around Cyberia I run into online quizzes. They’re usually of the which-TV-character-are-you kind from Quizilla. [I bet you always end up being the cute one –ed.] Anyway, in my searching for something else, I found the following.
The Dante’s Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell – The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
|Purgatory (Repenting Believers)||Very Low|
|Level 1 – Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)||Low|
|Level 2 (Lustful)||Moderate|
|Level 3 (Gluttonous)||High|
|Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)||High|
|Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)||Very High|
|Level 6 – The City of Dis (Heretics)||Very High|
|Level 7 (Violent)||Moderate|
|Level 8 – the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)||Very High|
|Level 9 – Cocytus (Treacherous)||Moderate|
Dante’s Inferno Hell Test
As you might expect from such quizzes, it’s obvious to see how you can end up with some biased answers. For example, I’m not gluttonous by any stretch of the imagination, but in attempting to answer questions where there is no suitable choice either way, I end up being gluttonous.
Anyway, I’ll leave you to find out by yourselves how evil you are. That whole roast ox, stuffed with whole roast sheep, stuffed with whole roast geese, stuffed with whole roast chickens, stuffed with whole roast quails, stuffed with whole roast hummingbirds glazed in the nectar of rare tropical flowers isn’t going to eat itself.